he puts the penis in happiness.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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