dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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