his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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