Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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