3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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