just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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