he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
should my penis look like a turkey
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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