if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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