ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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