he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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