Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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