Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
50% drunk capacity currently
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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