Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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