He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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