I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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