Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wish I only lived at night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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