Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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