I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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