like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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