Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish you could order shots online.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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