I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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