I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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