God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So vagazzling was a success
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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