Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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