he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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