We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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