i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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