therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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