I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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