I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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