so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i barfeds in our rink
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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