sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
