So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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