I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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