I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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