Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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