This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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