Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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