1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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