My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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