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  We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.

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• That's fucking nasty! WTF?

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 21, 11 at 2:46pm

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• Make sure they're lemon.

  Submitted by Salsabitch on Jul 22, 11 at 5:29am

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• Whhhhat? That's vomit-worthy.

  Submitted by cakersina on Jul 22, 11 at 3:43am

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• That's soo gross, buy some fucking Dixie cups, cheap ass!

  Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 22, 11 at 12:25am

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• Austin...Uni of Texas...bed pan is an upgrade...stupid Longhorn Fans

  Submitted by soccer360 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:53pm

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• Just got off the phone with Chuck Norris, we're deporting you dirtlegs to Oklahoma.

  Submitted by Yeep on Jul 21, 11 at 3:00pm

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• Texas!

  Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 21, 11 at 2:44pm

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• The question is whether or not he high on morphine before arriving at the ER

  Submitted by Phys on Jul 21, 11 at 5:09pm

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• Texas, I <3 you!

  Submitted by MeOlly on Jul 21, 11 at 5:30pm

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• So you'll drink outta the pan others have pissed in?!

  Submitted by thereal501 on Jul 21, 11 at 3:43pm

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