a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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