wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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