Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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