you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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