i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
