Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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