The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I will die if light touches me.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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