scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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