im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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