People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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