Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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