Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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