doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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