Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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