I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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