Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just had sex on a roof
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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