he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dick very happy bro
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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