ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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