The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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