we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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