Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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