I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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